When I’m Having A Bad Day, I Lie.

It’s true.
And I don’t even feel all that bad about it.
When I’m having a bad day, I lie…
to my treadmill.

Yes, indeedy, I program that workout and, where it says “enter weight”, I push that button until it settles on “250″.
That’s right, 250.
My reward for adding 100+ pounds on to my actual weight?
An easier workout, friends.
And, yes, I totally realize that I am NOT burning 500 calories in a half hour doing that workout. The fact that the screen says it doesn’t make it so.
But, when I’m having a bad day, I’d rather lie to my treadmill than wallow in a vat of cookie dough.
I’d even suggest you try it if you happen to have a bad day too…
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